The field was open and left nothing to the imagination, here, there were some warriors huddled together. Over there, an apprentice or two, chatting. Sparrowkit was extremely young, but did not understand that he was young. All he knew was, everycat else seemed to be bigger than him, and for some odd, instinctual reason, that mad him upset.
There was little reason besides these feelings to be awake, he simply was. His sleeping quota had been filled and now he wanted to do something. But, what? What was there for a kit to do in WindClan? Ah, one day, he'd stand proud, a leader's son, however, at the moment, he was a kit working up the resolve to venture away from his dam. Wasn't every cat there once, the adventurous, curious little trouble-maker, no matter how complacent they were every-time else in their lives?
Sparrowkit made a squeaking noise, not quite speech-worthy yet, though getting there. If he could speak, it would sound something like, "H-hey, what can a kit do to get some entertainment around here?" Kits had senses of humor before their second moon, who knew.
Sparrowkit felt small, and he was going to fix that.
A subtle trembling within the densely woven gorse disturbed the otherwise peaceful plants as they guarded the camp’s entrance in quiet resolution. In their fury, if shrubs could indeed feel any emotion at all, they unleashed a downpour. Snow, freshly fallen from the night prior, cascaded down in a flurry of sudden action to drench their victim. Who, it turned out, found it hilarious as could be.
As Spiderstep thrust himself into the clearing a lovely dusting of snow rested upon his wedge-shaped head. With his appearance came the tumbling jovial laughter which shook his form in its passion. Needless to say, the tom was in high spirits that winter day. Hesitating, he cast his gaze about the clearing to assess the surrounding cats. After all, it was no use bursting into camp with such a show if no one was there to witness it. Just then copper twin moons landed upon the tiny Abyssinian tom-kit, and an invisible brow shot up with suspicion. The little kit was certainly a strange sight to discover out in the middle of camp.
“Well, what do we have here? Is our tiny leader about to give some orders?” His voice was warm with a teasing note twisting it pleasantly. Gingerly the warrior trotted over to the small red bundle before dipping his head in mock-respect, as one might do to their superior. “Please, please tell me you’ve devised a battle plan to thoroughly outsmart those fish-faced fools in RiverClan?” As he spoke Spiderstep lowered himself into a half-crouch. His chest rested upon the cool earth just before the leader’s son, while his tail end, on the other paw, shot up into the sky.
Sparrowkit found himself suddenly overshadowed by a looming shape far above his head—it took him a moment to understand that this was another cat. An adult. A warrior. He mouthed the word, which he could barely pronounce aloud: warrior, warrior, and if he had used his voice it would have sounded like, warry-ore, warry-ore.
It would have sounded silly, at that. He struggled to keep up with Spiderstep’s playful words, but he did, dang it, and in his own way, he responded with what he believed was true: he puffed out his chest and fur, attempting to make himself look as intimidating as possible, unfortunately this did not work and only served to make him appear to spontaneously become a furball.
“Sure!” He squeaked, one of the few words he could pronounce without issue.
Even crouching, with his smooth tan stomach pressed into the field’s flattened stalks, Spiderleg was a good head taller than his current companion. Because of this simple fact he was permitted to witness something comical in its own right. Oh boy did he enjoy it too. The warrior’s tall, pointed ears blocked out the sun’s only path to the kit, and as it did so the poor little bugger seemed momentarily suspended in a state of shock and surprise. That is, until his tiny maw parted to mouth something an awful lot like the word “warrior.”
Spiderstep had to fight the bubbling burst of laughter tickling at his chest. This was too good, too precious. This was perfect.
And it only got better. In an unexpected flash of russet fur the cat before him transformed into a large furball. Round and fluffy, with yet-grown little extremities poking out every which way, he looked like a foreign creature. It could just as well have been something birthed by crossing a burr and a mouse. Where all kits created with this inherent ability to look ridiculously adorable?
Caught by surprise at the act itself, and just how incredibly amusing it was, Spiderleg lurched backwards. Hind paws slipped upon the slick flooring, still damp from the sporadic falls of rain and snow. He didn’t fight it. No, instead he slid rather ungracefully to his side with an awkward “thud”. His ears shot back, orange eyes bright and merry as brown cheeks bulged with the effort to resist laughter. It really was too good. Right then and there the tabby decided that he really, undeniably and unchangeably, liked this kit.
“My leader,” Spiderstep choked out at last. Loath for the other to find insult in his own actions, he hoped to cover his tracks with tack and flattery. “I am humbled by your very might. Forgive me, I am but a lowly warrior, awaiting your every command.” Once again the feline spoke possibly too fast for the moon old to catch, but he was relatively inexperienced when it came to playing with those a great deal younger. So, he made due how he knew, hoping that his brotherly instincts would solve the matter for him.
But, it was a game, and Sparrowkit liked games, he liked them a lot. So, without further ado, he humored the other cat’s words, “Yeah! And guess what? We’re gonna kick butt!” Every vowel and syllable seemed to squeak like a kittypet’s rubber toy, but for once Sparrowkit didn’t care; all he wanted was to get his point across. He was unusually articulate right now, he was surprised to hear.
“That’s my order—you go and you kick butt.” He had a limited vocabulary, that was for certain. Likely, the rest of the day with Clovercloud and his brother and sister, he’d be repeating the same phrase over and over again: ‘kick butt, kick butt.’
Spiderstep couldn’t help but to smirk once more at the other’s utter adorableness. He wasn’t usually one to think about kits, much less in a pleasant sort of way. Don’t get him wrong, they could be great bundles of fun and joy. But when all was said and done a lot of work went into keeping them alive and on the right track. Work that Spiderstep didn’t want to have anything to do with. He had a long time ahead of him before being a father ever became an option. Even then, he’d probably suck at it.
Whiskers trembling with humor, the warrior carefully gathered himself back upon all fours. “I’ll kick any butt you want me to, oh mighty leader. I’ll kick all the butts. But before you send me off to destroy RiverClan let’s get you back to your mother first, okay?” Burnt amber eyes cast about the clearing in search for Clovercloud and the rest of her little party.
After a half-assed attempt to find them he looked about instead for another warrior, any other warrior, that might be a little more fit for dealing with something so fragile and impressionable. Giving up on that, too, he bent his head back down towards the little ball of fluff. “How about you lead the way. We need to tell her the battle plans, after all. You can’t kick ass- I mean butt. You shouldn’t say ass, I mean. Fuck. You shouldn’t say that word that I just, well. Uh. Just, forget what I said.”
He swiped a paw over his brow, concealing his eyes under the spread toes. Great, the last thing he needed was the leader’s kit running around saying ‘kick ass’ or ‘fuck’ because of him. That would fly really well with Tallstar. Great. Just great. Spiderstep really wasn’t the best fit for this sort of thing at all.